
The community centre car park, race HQ, was quite busy with much to-ing and fro-ing. There were several riders on their rollers, doing the warming up thing. I got my number and after driving the course, I still had an hour to wait. I sauntered to the coffee van and ordered an Americano. Wandering back to the car in the cool drizzle, I realised I had entered the land of funny fashions. Strange Gandalph-esque pointy helmets, solid disc wheels, unfeasibly narrow tyres inflated to an inch of their lives and half of them so pumped up, they should be licenced and require deflating by the bomb squad. Let’s not mention the one piece skin-suits, so tight that the riders can’t stand up straight without breaking into a Bee Gees number.
As I supped my coffee, I
noticed a new arrival. He was regaled in the livery from the Perth United Club.
He walked briskly into race HQ and shortly afterwards came out with his number
attached…number 86. So he was one minute in front of me. He looked the part;
young, lithe, fancy matt black canyon frame, Zipp wheels and all the bells and
whistles. He just looked fast. He mounted the bike and took off for his warm
up. The start was 2
miles from HQ so after digging out the new time trial bike, I adjusted the
saddle and fitted my rear red light (obligatory), I pedalled out to the start.
The course is a 5 mile out
and back dual carriageway affair along a flattish stretch between Bishopton and
Port Glasgow. Some early competitors were
already finishing. They looked tired and wet. They all looked faster than me. A
few riders had punctured in the wet conditions, the rainwater washing fresh sharp
gravel onto the road.


I was held up by the
starter and readied myself. Then, at 30 seconds to go, number 86 appeared on my
shoulder. A staccato conversation with the starters revealed he’d missed his
slot. ‘Not my problem’ I mused as the countdown was nearing completion. I gripped
the bars and turned on the Garmin with 5 to go…. ‘3,2,1,Go’ . I was off.
Cutting left at the roundabout, I adopted the familiar ‘tuck’ position.
The new machine was going
well. The time trial handlebars, brake levers and gear levers cost a good few
quid to buy and can be fiddly to put on your road bike, so I decided to fish
around for a second hand time trial bike, rather than buy the separate
components. It is (so far) my only concession to joining the fashionistas in
the race of truth, the race to shave seconds off your P.B.s.
My feet were wet after 2
minutes as the spray shot up from the front wheel and the rain continued to
fall. I nearly lost control up a short and rough pot-holed drag at Finlaystone,
but recovered and punched the pedals hard, rhythmically with little piston
thighs. At 3 miles I heard the whoosh, whoosh sound of a disc wheel behind me and
Lynsey Curran came past. At 6 miles just after I avoided the broken down Audi
on the road, I had a bad case of déjà vu as another rider came past. He looked
like number 86. He was number 86. The starters must have relented and let him
take number 89’s place, presumably after number 89 failed to appear. Saps.
I buried myself to the end
and my thighs were creaking down the slip road where a small gazebo and 3 other
marshals sat with clipboards. ‘Not a great spectator sport’ I thought as I
caught my breath around the bottom roundabout. My quads were like rock. I made my way back to the HQ and changed
before handing my number in and looking at the results board where they already
had all the results up. 26m:11secs. 71st out of 83 starters. An
average of 23 mph. ‘Not too bad,
considering’ I thought, but definitely some work to do to match the winning
time of Adam Wild in 19:40. Ridiculously fast.
It was scones and tea back
at Glasgow Harbour where I met up with speedy Joe and boyfriend, and then it
was home down the A74 in the rain. This weekend, I have a 30 miler at Stirling.
I’ve made more concessions dropping in ‘on-line’ to buy some new go faster
tyres and latex tubes, a smooth black stealth helmet, without the spikey bit,
mind, and some velotoze, which are tight overshoes. That should buy me a few
more seconds! Likely to leave me
bankrupt at this rate. Bankrupt and exhausted....!!