I’m way over my allocation for monthly blogs, but this one has been issued as a matter of public safety. It was dry-ish today, but blowing a gale outside; a big, busty westerly making itself known. I dug out the bike and took off for an hours circuit through the lanes, late in the afternoon. I dressed brightly to make myself visible.
Just past one of the
villages is a long slow, straight climb. It’s more what I’d call a drag. There
are farm buildings at the top on the right and a smart farmhouse on the left. As I turned into the straight, I got the headwind full-on, but being the
stalwart that I am, I continued to grind out a steady rhythm as the road rose
between the high hedges. There was
nobody on the road.
A pheasant appeared along the overgrown verge on
my right. 'Hello cheekie' I thought. As I came
past at 13mph or so, it stood to attention, turned and then ran with me, parallel and just
off the road. I looked down incredulously. What kind of foolish prank was this?
Bit scary. I slowed and it came toward me, flapping
its wings. It clearly fancied its chances.
I blame the parents.
It was 5 pounds
of prime feather plumage and bad-attitude. I was 150 pounds of gristle and ....bewildered.
I stopped at the top of the hill, and it
stopped. It stood it’s ground as I got off the bike and got out the camera-phone. It was waiting for me to
make my move. It wanted a piece of me. I shooed it away, but that just made it
more belligerant. What kind of grouse are they making these days?. What do they
teach them at nursery?
The video footage is good. Its yet to be edited. This is the
perpetrator. Doesn't look so scary on the screen. As I made to go, it came toward me and we had another to-do. After 2
minutes I gave up and picked up the bike to ride off. I told it I was going to get my dad.
As I looked around, I saw 3 kids jumping on
the settee in the farmhouse looking through the steamed-up window, pointing and
creasing themselves. I must have looked a sight. What a pathetic specimen.